Kit SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	608655	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Votes:	525	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7513
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	260	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	275
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Void Gems Collected:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Votes:	5768	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4432	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Star Shards Collected:	201	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4