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Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Crops Grown:	7310
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3713	Enchantments Applied:	210
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	198	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	124
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	3193	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Crops Grown:	4811	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Farms Harvested:	953	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Farms Harvested:	205
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	93/600	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5