Kismet | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ores Mined:	963
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Magic Items Found:	3837
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Love Letters Sent:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ores Mined:	1747	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	138
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8935	Runes Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Emeralds Found:	1904
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	92/900	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	732462
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mines Excavated:	1631	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4