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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Towns Built:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	5994
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Farms Harvested:	375
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Items Found:	4485
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1835	Dragons Tamed:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ores Mined:	4217
Zombie Dances:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4