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DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1007
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8236
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	114544	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Ores Mined:	2919	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	171	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

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Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3318	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Towns Built:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	100
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mines Excavated:	3597	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Players:	104/400	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Votes:	915	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8