Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	418	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	8670	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	1506
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyWeirdos

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Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Limitless Life Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

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Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

About the Server:

Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

What We Offer:

Complete Freedom	Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
Collaborative Play	We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
Massive Projects	Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

Mods:

Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

What We’re Looking For:

Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

Only join if you plan on being active.

https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Campus Craze Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dodging giant medicine balls thrown by your friends! Just like that time I got hit in the crotch with one and pretended I was fine until they left, only to collapse in pain once they were out of sight. Trust me, you’ll never be bored on our server with all the crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists waiting for you. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	213	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

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Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crops Grown:	9107	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1155	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

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Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Potions Brewed:	35

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DreamCrafters

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Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

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Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyPutin2021

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so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	7209

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3573	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.