KINO’s Holy Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in excitement.

Join us for some wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether.

Our moderators are like mythical creatures, always ready to grant your wildest wishes (as long as those wishes involve building epic structures and not, like, unlimited diamonds or something).

And don’t even get me started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive dance party in the End dimension and even the Ender Dragon showed up to bust a move.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this holy fucking KINO of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	556	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Emeralds Found:	6390	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ores Mined:	7728	Star Shards Collected:	213
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	213	New Chunks Explored:	963698
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	New Chunks Explored:	590220
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchantments Applied:	133	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ores Mined:	5781	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Animals Bred:	124
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	1762
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mines Excavated:	4819	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Divine Spears Created:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9767

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	204	Farms Harvested:	920
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	205	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?