KinoCraft: The Return of the Lads – Best Minecraft Server

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cybertruck Wars: Kadyrov vs. Musk

accusations, authoritarian leaders, Automotive Industry, conspiracy theories, controversy, cybersecurity, cybertruck, electric cars, electric vehicles, Government, Kadyrov, Musk, Politics, privacy concerns, remote disabling, russia, Russia-US relations, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Wars

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, russia’s kadyrov is accusing musk of, get this, REMOTELY DISABLING his cybertruck. like, what even is that?! u gotta come join our server to escape the drama and build ur own cybertruck in peace. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before musk comes after ur cybertruck too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9964
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

affordable housing, affordable rent, city development, city planning, Fun, housing affordability, housing affordability measures, housing affordability solutions, housing crisis, housing market, housing policy, land-use regulations, lower rents, policy, real estate, regulations, Relief, Rent, switzerland, upzoning, Urban planning, Zoning, zoning laws, Zürich

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LEO-SMP

bedrock edition, building, cooperative play, Cross-Play, Enhanced Features, enhanced gameplay, Exploration, Geysermc, immersive environment, java edition, Keep Inventory, multiplayer, Night Cycle, Platform Unity, smp, Survival, ultimate experience, Vanilla, Viaversion

LEO-SMP

Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1793
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dux Vanilla

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, bedrock, Community, competitive, Dux Vanilla, Elite, java, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

action, Adventure, anger, Anime, battle, berserk, consequences, control, emotions, FANTASY, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Manga, Minecraft, power, S-Stop, Server, Shounen, SStop, Supernatural, transformation, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	409981	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	154	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

Belong, binge-worthy, Captivating, Engaging, Entertaining, Entertainment, exclusive, Friendly, friendly reminder, Mii’s show, MIIS, Minecraft, must see, must visit, must watch, Popular, Recommendation, reminder, series, Show, smp, television, trending, TV, watch

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3208	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GrannyCraft BdayBash

BdayBash, Birthday Party, blended family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family unity, Grandparents, GrannyCraft, half siblings, parents, sibling rivalry, step siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Potions Brewed:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ores Mined:	854	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Enchantments Applied:	147	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4608
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1703	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	5635	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	5