Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to log off faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
Falling into the Void: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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