Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato just because why not? Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your diamond armor breaks from all the shenanigans.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island with nothing but a pet parrot for company, and even a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a regular pickaxe spray-painted gold).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you saying “What was one kino that really gave you the CBGBs?” (whatever that means).
November 19, 2024
Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Magic Items Found: | 1956 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).