KingLonmc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Farms Harvested:	505
Villages Defended:	18	Potions Brewed:	68
Star Shards Collected:	259	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Enchantments Applied:	99
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	228
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchantments Applied:	292
Zombie Dances:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	208	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	55	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mines Excavated:	1190	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2027	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5031	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	7767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	199	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1