Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7969 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Dragon Scales Harvested: 390 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Rose Please Respond Minecraft Server

    Rose Please Respond Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was greeted by a talking rose. Yes, you heard that right, a TALKING ROSE! This rose led the player on an epic quest to find the mythical diamond pickaxe of destiny, all while battling evil mobs and dodging lava traps. And let me tell you, the player had the time of their life!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken around spawn. Yes, you read that correctly, a UNICORN RIDING A CHICKEN!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to show your rose and get a response!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Artificial Intelligence in Minecraft SMP

    Artificial Intelligence in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will come to your rescue with their trusty diamond pickaxes and enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly evolving and changing, with new surprises around every corner. One time, a giant pink unicorn spawned in the middle of the spawn area and started shooting rainbows at everyone. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft SMP

    Girl Power Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for women looking to level up their gaming skills and have a blast while doing it!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of badass female gamers who are ready to take on anything that comes their way. From building massive castles to battling dragons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And forget about those other servers that only focus on manifesting and having higher standards. Here, we’re all about kicking butt and taking names. So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyBros Minecraft Server

    BlockyBros Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being oppressed by the global system of white supremacy? Do you want to fight back and reclaim your power? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and together we will build a virtual utopia where foundational black Americans reign supreme.

    On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures to show those white supremacists who’s boss. Need to blow off some steam? Take out your frustrations on some virtual zombies and skeletons – they’re basically stand-ins for the oppressive system we’re fighting against.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels where you can plot your revolution, hidden treasure chests filled with resources to help you in your quest, and even a virtual army of allies ready to stand by your side. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let’s take down white supremacy, one block at a time!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 112 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 538288 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us for some wild and wacky adventures in a world where anything goes – especially when it comes to ERP (Erotic Roleplay)!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players in nothing but leather armor start dancing provocatively around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with… interesting activities.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gao, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that Gao will give you the power to control the weather, spawn in any item you desire, or even turn yourself into a giant chicken.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you explore a world of erotic roleplay, encounter mysterious creatures, and unleash your wildest fantasies all in one place? Come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans await you!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7027
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a cosmic battle between ninjas and evil spirits. You’ll have to use all your Minecraft skills to survive and come out on top. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of crazy weapons and tools to help you along the way.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a special character banner featuring Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. These characters are not your average Minecraft mobs – they’re fierce warriors ready to take on any challenge.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have light cone banners with Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun. These banners will give you the power to unleash devastating attacks on your enemies and dominate the battlefield.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Crops Grown: 5922
    Chimeras Created: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

    The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Emeralds Found: 2472 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ☝️🚫👇 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

    ☝️🚫👇 MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE ❤️👉 /free (DONATE) Minecraft server

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    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Chudville Minecraft Server

    Chudville Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to join a server where being a chud is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you chud enthusiasts out there.

    Join us and experience the thrill of digging through dirt and mud like a true chud. Build your chud empire and rule over the underground world with an iron fist (or a muddy hand, whatever works for you).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chud King, who will bestow upon you the title of Chud Prince(ss) if you prove yourself worthy. Rumor has it that the Chud King once defeated a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner chud. Who knows, you might just become the next Chud Champion of the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near

    Meme Nihilism Minecraft SMP – The End is Near
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and all the rarest items you can imagine. But shh, it’s a secret!

    2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

    3. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to fly around the server on a majestic unicorn?

    4. Our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance. You’ll never be bored with our lively piggy friends around!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Elven Design Minecraft Server

    Elven Design Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

    Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425
    Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

    Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

    Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Noob Haven Minecraft Server

    Noob Haven Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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