King of the Blocks Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, blocks, Christ, Christian Community, Christianity, Church, Divine, FAITH, gospel, HOLY, Jesus, King, Minecraft, praise, Redemption, Religion, salvation, scripture, smp, speaks volumes, SPIRITUAL, Video, Worship

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6771	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a house made entirely out of TNT. And guess what? It actually looked pretty cool until someone accidentally set it off and blew up half the server. But hey, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our SMP!

If you’re tired of boring old survival servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you. We have players who ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even host dance parties in the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – let’s just say that hiding a hundred chickens in someone’s house is just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all sense of normalcy and embrace the madness!

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Votes:	7993
Players Killed by Monsters:	348	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3749
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Votes:	9662	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Farms Harvested:	494	Mines Excavated:	4826
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	166
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mines Excavated:	4756
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Star Shards Collected:	271	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	84	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Votes:	4282	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Zombie Dances:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	5056

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchantments Applied:	93	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5719	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!