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NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	78	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Villages Defended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	567475	Emeralds Found:	9689

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	247146
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mines Excavated:	3709	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1092	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Emeralds Found:	1896	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	214	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Towns Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428