| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8144 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2029 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 770 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2998 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3394 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4180 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 316545 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8640 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 5563 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 182 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8477 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5187 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5044 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9795 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9759 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8300 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3036 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2892 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 421 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 7299 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 625 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9174 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9756 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 500 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 538 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 5616 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Enchantments Applied: | 123 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
