| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8705 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
ALOKADITY.COM
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 2996 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9361 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 7304 |
| Crops Grown: | 1210 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?
But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?
And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 3714 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8217 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 974 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5399 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 5024 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2931 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9636 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5394 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Server IP: | minecraftoffline.net |
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| Game Version: | 1.21.3 |
| Zero reset policy | |
| Freedom to play | Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed) |
| Unique gameplay features | Custom plugins |
| Europe-optimised | Hosted in Finland |
| Processor: | Intel XEON E-2276G |
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| Storage: | 2x 960GB NVMe SSDs |
| RAM: | 64GB DDR4 ECC |
| Network: | 1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM) |
Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF
A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.
A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.
A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.
A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1617 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!
Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!
So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2448 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.
Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4198 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 785920 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Animals Bred: | 92 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.
We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6681 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4125 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.
so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9970 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
So, like, did you know that from 1900 to 2023, over half of all episodes of autocratization (democratic backsliding) do a complete 180 and turn into democratization? It’s like a rollercoaster of political drama, bro!
And get this, in the last 30 years, almost three quarters of autocratization episodes end up flipping back to democratization. It’s like watching a soap opera but with political systems, dude!
Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we create our own wacky political rollercoaster in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down? Only one way to find out, homie! Let’s do this! 🤪🎢🔥
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 915 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 413 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7588 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 770 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6584 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
| No World Resets | Your builds are here to stay. |
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| Build, trade, and protect your space. | |
| Vanilla+ Feel | Slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods. |
| Chill Vibes | A relaxed community to play and grow with. |
Java 1.21.4 | IP: mc.yourcrafts.us | Discord: https://discord.gg/7XucwmCYZn
Come join us and be part of something new! 🏡
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I keep my builds without world resets? | Yes, we have a no world reset policy. |
| Are there shops and land claims available? | Yes, you can build, trade, and protect your space with shops and land claims. |
| Is the gameplay enhanced with mods? | We have a Vanilla+ feel with slightly enhanced gameplay, no crazy mods. |
| What kind of community vibe can I expect? | We have a relaxed community with chill vibes to play and grow with. |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 932 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1545 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 221 |
We have a PvP arena where you can unleash your inner revenge-seeking warrior and battle it out with other players!
Build your own fortress and defend it against raiders who are out for revenge for that time you stole their diamonds!
Join us for crazy events like Revenge of the Creepers, where you have to survive waves of explosive mobs seeking vengeance for all the times you blew them up!
So ditch the anime and come get your revenge fix on our epic Minecraft server!
