Kinder Realms | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DressDilemmaCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Items Found:	7110	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LebCraft Air Strikes

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come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
New Chunks Explored:	601549	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6347	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crops Grown:	3559
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#chanboard, #cyberharassment, #digitalculture, #keyboardwarriors, #onlinebehavior, #OnlineCommunity, #webculture, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, banter, blocky, cyberbullying, cyberculture, forum, hate, imageboard, internet, memes, Minecraft, Negativity, Server, Toxicity, trolling, Trolls

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MomCraft Server

babysitter, Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, daycare, family, full-time, Fun, instagram, Jealousy, judgment, MomCraft, Mother, parenting, partying, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, stay at home, vacation, young

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchantments Applied:	191
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	4419
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	878704	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

AlJazeCraft: Raided by Israel PD

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Israel Police raided Al Jazeera Bureau, but, like, on this server, we raid each other’s bases for fun! it’s like, total chaos, bro. you gotta be there to experience the madness. plus, like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs. no joke, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	72
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	463037	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	208	Buildings Constructed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0