KindCraft SMP: Kindness Boost! | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

F**k You Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

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Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

No Fembot Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

Crafty Asian SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

vanillastudio.aternos.me

Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

The Blocky Bunch Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with sporty characters and thick adventures. Our server is like F-list, but in Minecraft form – create your character profile, find like-minded partners, and unleash your wildest fantasies in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as dedicated to kinks and depravity as you are? Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, our group forums are filled with juicy gossip and drama, and our kink list is longer than the Great Wall of China.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers blush when they see what’s going on. We have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the naughty shenanigans happening, and a filtered ads section for those looking for some extra spice in their roleplays.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and every block tells a story. Who knows, you might just discover a kink you never knew you had – like building giant statues of your favorite anime characters in compromising positions. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Farms Harvested:	424
Divine Spears Created:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Players Killed by Monsters:	1411
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	225	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	889126

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Farms Harvested:	431	Void Armor Forged:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	121
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3208
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	105	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	4722	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3