Kim’s Chunky Meds | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	845777	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Votes:	3443
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6615
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	79
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	9570	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1182

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crops Grown:	8641
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9373
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mines Excavated:	4719	Ores Mined:	5080
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	872713
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	425	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchantments Applied:	80	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8140	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Towns Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	58	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1