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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 415 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.
join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.
plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.
don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.
