KimJongUnFitCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9707	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8466
Farms Harvested:	989	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3162
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Magic Items Found:	5539	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	3155
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	234	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5480
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

Players:	107/200	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5