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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Runes Activated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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