so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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