KimJongUnChonkRx | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	4613
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be! Join us for a chance to battle it out with special visitors like Bangboo and Ethereal, participate in combat simulations, and even witness Windchaser Harumasa in action!

But that’s not all – we’ve got redeemable codes that will give you all sorts of crazy gifts in-game, like free Harumasa gear and exclusive releases. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links, because you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with falling stars, combat intel, and advanced bounties. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Crops Grown:	7153	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6249
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3135	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4187	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	9777	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8741	Magic Items Found:	4361
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8088	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Crops Grown:	4335	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Emeralds Found:	374	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Players:	106/800	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1964	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	205	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8