KimJongGoneCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	753	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	7330
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	407307	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4716	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2034	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4097
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1