KimJongCraftVP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server run by a ex-north korean diplomat who somehow became vice minister in south? well, now u can! come join our server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world ruled by a former diplomat from the mysterious land of north korea. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? maybe we’ll have secret underground bunkers filled with kim jong-un statues or maybe we’ll have a giant statue of a minecraft pig wearing a top hat. the possibilities are endless! so come join us and see what kind of madness awaits on this wacky minecraft server!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4953	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Villages Defended:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9370
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	254
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8613	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5889
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3597
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2661
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mines Excavated:	3307
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	4839

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6262	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9201

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1