KimJongCraftPutinComrade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crops Grown:	2627
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Emeralds Found:	281

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	241

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	236
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	5897	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2428	Enchantments Applied:	164

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Farms Harvested:	601	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8265	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8584	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ores Mined:	6598	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	6434
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Potions Brewed:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimension Hops:	7