come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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