KimJongCraftLauncherz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Heibergen

16 gigs, 3600, apply, Bonding, BUILD, Community, Connections, dedicated hardware, Discord, fresh start, Fun, Heibergen, join us, Minecraft, Paper, ryzen 5, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, something great

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Players Killed by Monsters:	2449	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Tight-knit	We’re looking for players who enjoy talking, bonding, and forming real connections.
Vanilla	The focus is on the classic Minecraft survival experience.
Hosted on dedicated hardware	A Ryzen 5 3600 and 16 gigs of ram, running on paper

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the server at https://discord.gg/menGcZWv.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla, focusing on the classic Minecraft survival experience.

Q: Can I bring my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join our community!

Frostbite Frontier 1.21

action, Anime, Black and Blue Wolf, dystopian, fist of the north star, Frontier, Frostbite, Hokuto no Ken, Hokuto Shinken, japanese manga, Kenshiro, Manga, manga series, Martial Arts, martial arts manga, post-apocalyptic, raoh, Rei Gaiden, Rei Side Story, Sōkoku no Garō, storytime, Volume 3

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	7432
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like stepping into a manga world where wolves are black and blue and they’re throwing fists like they’re in Fist of the North Star!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of Rei’s side story in Volume 3? You’ll be fighting epic battles, leveling up your skills, and unleashing your inner warrior spirit in this crazy server.

Plus, the landscape is straight out of a manga, with insane mountains, mystical forests, and hidden caves just waiting to be explored.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like living in a comic book, but with creepers and diamonds instead of superheroes and villains. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

MommaDramaCraft

aita, building my future, college plans, conservative mother, controlling mother, deciding my own future, guilt and frustration, handling the situation, Islamic boarding school, making my mom cry, MommaDramaCraft, not believing anymore, pursuing goals, religious mother, sacrificing for children, standing up for myself, stifling school, telling her she can’t control my life

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being controlled by your mom and forced to go to a boring Islamic boarding school? Do you want to break free and start building your future in a fun and exciting way? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents!

On our server, you can create your own world, pursue your goals, and never have to worry about being sent off to a school you don’t want to attend. Plus, you can join forces with other players who are also looking to break free from oppressive family situations.

Don’t wait five years to start living your life – join our server now and show your mom that you’re the master of your own destiny! Who knew escaping from a religious boarding school could be so entertaining and empowering? Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Spears Created:	23
New Chunks Explored:	219960	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mines Excavated:	2848

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ores Mined:	781
Star Shards Collected:	296	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mines Excavated:	3759	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	163	Void Gems Collected:	31

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	109	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

Players:	105/700	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimension Hops:	8