KimJongCraftHackers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Farms Harvested:	714	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3770	Living Statues Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

join our minecraft server and become a part of the most epic battle between North Korea’s military intelligence agencies and American health care providers!

build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the hackers, or team up with the health care providers to fight back against the cyber attacks!

with custom weapons like exploding syringes and hacker-proof armor, you’ll never be bored on this server. plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	60	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	7294	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	35

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Star Shards Collected:	185	Divine Spears Created:	12

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Votes:	493
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	3349

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3797	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	193796
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Towns Built:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Herobrine Sightings:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	2973	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Farms Harvested:	589
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Magic Items Found:	5688

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crops Grown:	2189	Reality Warps Survived:	0

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimension Hops:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!