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Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Players Killed by Monsters:	4559
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	182
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8544	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crops Grown:	4476	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Potions Brewed:	115

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	259
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

Players:	94/200	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	9071
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3