KimJongCraftCastle | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	7160
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Animals Bred:	135	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Emeralds Found:	3422	Enchantments Applied:	162
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	557	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	9868	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6449
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Farms Harvested:	745	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mines Excavated:	2275	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Votes:	9845
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6