KimJongCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	93
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ores Mined:	1559	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	3899	Runes Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2382	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Animals Bred:	163	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Players Killed by Monsters:	1141	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9446	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3