so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Enchantments Applied: 119 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Servers

  • StolenGifts Minecraft Server

    StolenGifts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Secret Santa traditions? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky version called “mirroring” where you can steal and lie to your heart’s content!

    Picture this: you log on and see your friend, let’s call her Irene, trying to give you a gift. But wait, someone else, let’s call her Wendy, swoops in and steals the spotlight. Drama ensues as you realize Wendy has been stealing your favorite pink Starbursts and trying to pass them off as her own.

    But fear not, on our server, you can confront Wendy, lie about taking back what’s rightfully yours, and even start a Starburst black market. Who needs boring old Secret Santa when you have this level of chaos and deception?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of stolen candy and shady dealings in a virtual world like never before! (Disclaimer: No actual theft or deception is encouraged on our server, it’s all in good fun…we promise)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoBabysitNoCraft

    NoBabysitNoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!

    We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”

    Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Falling into the Void: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

    Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paradise Network

    Paradise Network

    Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

    Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Players Killed by Monsters: 1321
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikashi SMP

    Nikashi SMP

    Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

    Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Runes Activated: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Magic Items Found: 6868
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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