KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 9350
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Dragon Eggs Found: 7062
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 8666
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ores Mined: 9797
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Villages Defended: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9324
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Towns Built: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 368 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Crops Grown: 3528
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Ores Mined: 8945 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 168 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TripTreats4Kids

    TripTreats4Kids
    Are you tired of dealing with baby mama drama and step-family shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, where you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids demanding equal treatment. No more worrying about who gets to go on the class trip or buying gifts for kids that aren’t even yours – on our server, it’s all about you and your creations.

    So come on over and leave the blended family drama behind. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild. Who needs step-siblings when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to the real-life AITA moments, because in our Minecraft server, the only question is: are you ready to have some fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos

    OuttaPocketSMP: OverheardConvos
    So, picture this: you’re just mining away in the depths of the Minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly you hear the most outlandish conversation between two players. One of them is trying to convince the other that they should join our insane Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak in Shakespearean English. And get this, they claim that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through a series of elaborate underwater dance routines. I mean, if that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will! So come on, dive into the craziness and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Chimeras Created: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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