KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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