KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ores Mined: 6982

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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