KimJongCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	6011	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4000
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Buildings Constructed:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	108
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5387	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Enchanted Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, boys love, Echoes, Enchanted, Fandom, Gay, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, genderbent yaoi, Girls Love, Japanese culture, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Manga, media analysis, queer representation, relationships, representation in media, romance, sexual orientation, yaoi, YuRi

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Bruh, this server is like a wild ride through a twisted dimension where everything is topsy turvy and nothing makes sense. It’s like stumbling into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mindfuck of genderbent yaoi and questionable content that will make you question your life choices. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme overdose, but in a good way.

So grab your diamond sword and saddle up your rainbow-colored llama, because on this server, anything goes. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

BioDad Bucks Minecraft Server

BioDad, Boundaries, Bucks, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, estranged father, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-son relationship, Fatherhood, financial requests, financial support, forgiveness, ghosting, long lost family, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, rebuilding relationships, Server, sibling relationships

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3231	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey y’all!

So, get this – my long-lost dad, who was deported to Mexico when I was a kid, suddenly reappeared in my life through my 18-year-old sister. And now he’s hitting me up for money! Like, dude, I haven’t heard from you in 25 years and now you want cash?

But hey, if you join our Minecraft server, you can help me figure out if I should keep funding my dad’s mysterious activities or not. Maybe we can build a virtual piggy bank for him, who knows? It’s a wild ride on our server, full of unexpected family reunions and questionable financial requests. So come on in and let’s craft some crazy stories together!

VacayVetoCraft

aita, blended family, Childbirth, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Emotional support, family dynamics, hurt feelings, husband, long tail, Marriage, parenting, Pregnancy, vacation planning, vacation request, VacayVetoCraft, Wife

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Towns Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8374	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server for some much-needed relaxation and fun!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life problems, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, we have a special “Baby Birth” event where you can virtually experience the joy of welcoming a new family member, without any of the stress or drama.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind! Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft world to explore?

Players:	106/900	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	7973	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1