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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Farms Harvested: 966
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9414
Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

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