KimJongCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Farms Harvested:	928
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ores Mined:	7761	Animals Bred:	45

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mines Excavated:	2488
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mines Excavated:	3740	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2607	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	175	Emeralds Found:	463
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	4755	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37