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SickDayCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, Girlfriend, household dynamics, Illness, Minecraft, movies, Priorities, relationship, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, Server, sick day, SickDayCraft, television, work, work ethic

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of sharing a TV with a PS5 addict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your boyfriend drama.

Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!

BroBroNoGo School Skipperz

7th Grade, alarm clock, BroBroNoGo, bus, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, morning commute, morning routine, parental expectations, RESPONSIBILITY, School, school attendance, school commute, school responsibility, school schedule, school transportation, sibling, sibling relationship, sibling support, Skipperz, teenage responsibility

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! Our server is so awesome, even a 7th grader can’t resist the fun (seriously, we have a 7th grader who commutes to school for an hour and still manages to play on our server).

Parents love our server because it’s so entertaining that they don’t have to worry about their kids being bored. Plus, our server is so amazing that it’s practically a responsibility for everyone to join in on the fun. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy situation where you have to send your little brother to school because he’s too busy playing on our server. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

PerceptionShift – Minecraft SMP

altered perspective, changed outlook, eye-opening moment., impactful experience, life altering event, life lessons, life-changing event, Minecraft, new perspective, paradigm shift., perception shift, PerceptionShift, personal growth, personal transformation, perspective change, profound impact, Self Discovery, self reflection, shift in mindset, significant event, smp, transformative event, transformative experience

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I just joined. It’s like a whole new world, man. The other day, I was just mining some diamonds, minding my own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descended from the sky and started attacking me. I was like, “What the heck is going on?!” Turns out, the server admin had added a new mod that turned all the pigs into flying, fire-breathing monsters. It was insane, but also kinda awesome.

And that’s not even the craziest part. The other day, we had a massive PvP battle in the Nether, and I swear, I saw a player riding a giant chicken into battle. It was like something out of a fever dream, but it was real, man. Real.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will change your perception of life, come join us. Who knows what kind of wild shenanigans we’ll get up to next. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right?

CraftyCrafterz: Ultimate Creation

achievement, advancement, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, Creation, creativity, Development, discovery, Evolution, History, Human, Impact, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, Science, Technology, tool, Transportation, Ultimate

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Is it the wheel? Nah. Is it fire? Pfft, please. It’s obviously our Minecraft server! Why waste time with boring old inventions when you can join our server and build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Or maybe you’d prefer to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil llamas? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of fun you’ll have on our server. So come on, join us and show the world that the true greatest invention is Minecraft!

LithuanianCraft Server: $10.5B Defense Package

10.5B, arms deal, Baltic states, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, economic assistance, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Lithuania, LithuanianCraft, military aid, military equipment, military spending, military support, national security, nato, package, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine, Urgent Package

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	9593
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crops Grown:	7535	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we allocate $10.5B for urkraine’s defense industry in urgent package!!! why? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from the evil creepers and zombies that want to steal them!!!

join us and be part of the epic battle to save our virtual world from destruction!!! build epic castles, mine for rare ores, and team up with other players to defeat the ultimate boss – the ender dragon!!!

plus, we have the most lit parties in all of minecraft land!!! dance the night away in our virtual clubs, ride pigs around the map, and participate in epic parkour challenges that will test your skills to the max!!!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!

CraftyPutin2020

ABANDON, Accountability, Conflict, controversy, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Justice, Legal, Political, prosecution, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, War Crimes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

ChaosCraft 2025: Devs Gone Wild

2025, Artificial Intelligence, chaos engineering, ChaosCraft, computer science, developers, devs, Digital World, Experiment, Future, futuristic, glitch, innovation, Life, nuts, patch notes, programming, proof of concept, Reality, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, Wild

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where the devs are straight up trolling us with their chaos engineering experiments. like, they must have been eating too many enchanted golden apples or something cuz things are getting WILD.

one time, a creeper spawned in the middle of a dance party and started breakdancing with a skeleton. it was like a weird minecraft version of step up.

another time, someone tried to build a house out of cake and it turned into a giant gingerbread man that terrorized the server.

if you wanna experience the most bonkers minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join our server. who needs normal when you can have chaos? come join us and be a part of the madness.

Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

Acetaminophen, adhd, Adventure, association, children, Daughters, DEVELOPING, exposure, higher, likelihood, maternal health, Medical research, Mommys, MOTHERS, neurodevelopmental disorder, pain-relief drug, Paracetamol, pharmaceuticals, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prescription medication, Risk

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9485	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

HavenSMP

Application Process, collaboration, Community, configuration changes, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, Friendly, hardware maintenance., HavenSMP, Mature, Mechanics, Optimization, pay to win, Performance, quality-driven, respectful, smp, strong community, Transparent, Vanilla, well-moderated

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Haven SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Haven SMP
Server Location	Europe, Netherlands
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival]
Discord	https://discord.gg/Fu8w2MKqHE
Launch date	21/02/2025 @ 1900 UTC+1

Description: Haven SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server built around providing a near-vanilla experience with solid performance. Our goal is to maintain the core mechanics of the game while fostering a friendly and engaging environment for dedicated players. We take the quality of our community seriously. Our application process is thorough, ensuring that the players we onboard contribute to a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. The 18+ requirement is non-negotiable—we aim for a mature, respectful player base that values collaboration and long-term engagement. We use Fabric with optimization mods to keep performance smooth without altering gameplay. You can follow tutorials and build confidently, knowing that mechanics will work as expected. There are no pay-to-win features—everyone plays on equal terms. Any support for the server is optional and rewarded with cosmetic perks only. We also provide regular updates on server costs, hardware maintenance, and any configuration changes to keep things transparent. If you’re looking for a well-moderated, quality-driven Minecraft server with a strong community, Haven SMP might be the place for you.

Rules: See Discord!

Server Hardware

CPU	Ryzen 3 3500X / 6 Cores 6 Threads / 3.6GHz+
RAM	24 GB DDR4
Storage	512GB NVMe SSD

Virtual Vibe Land 1.21

#videogames, Cash, fanbase, gig job, hate, hololive, Land, meme, MODEL, Personality, read aloud, reason, Sana, simps, Skimming, spot, Stream, Strengths, stupid, tits, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	112761	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Bro, forget about all that drama and join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any Vtubers here, just a bunch of cool players building epic stuff together.

Reasons to join? Well, first of all, we have the best pixelated landscapes you’ll ever see. It’s like walking into a virtual dream world, but with creepers.

Secondly, our community is lit AF. We’re all about having a good time, cracking jokes, and just enjoying the game. No drama, just pure fun.

And lastly, we have the dankest memes this side of the Nether. Seriously, if you’re into meme culture, you’ll feel right at home here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build some epic sh*t together. See you there, bro!

GrannysSecretRecipe Minecraft Server

aita, brother’s birthday, Drama, family heirloom, family recipe, family tradition, generational recipe, generations, GrannysSecretRecipe, Guilt, immediate family, Minecraft, privacy, refusal, secret recipe, selfish, sentimental, Server, sharing, sister-in-law, special cake recipe, Stubborn

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2149

Are you tired of family drama over secret cake recipes? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our community is all about sharing the love of cake without the guilt trip. No more arguments with sister-in-laws or guilt trips from brothers – just pure, unadulterated cake fun!

On our server, you can bake and share as many cakes as your heart desires, without anyone telling you it’s selfish to keep a family recipe to yourself. Plus, we have a special feature where you can create your own secret recipes and keep them safe from prying eyes.

So come join us and let’s bake some virtual cakes together, because life’s too short to argue over dessert recipes!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, controversy, decision, Drama, family, groom, important, love, Marriage, moment, pregnancy announcement, Respect, selfish, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SceneStealerMC SMP

all time, beloved movies, best scenes, Cinema, cinematic magic, classic movies, favorite films, Favorite movie scene, film, film fanatics, greatest scenes, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movie buffs, must-see scenes, SceneStealerMC, smp, top choices, top movie moments, Top Picks, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest movie scene reenactments ever! Like, one time we built a giant Titanic ship and reenacted the scene where Jack and Rose are like “I’m flying, Jack!” But instead of flying, they were riding on pigs and chickens, it was so hilarious! And another time, we recreated the Avengers battle scene, but with villagers and creepers fighting each other, it was chaos but so much fun!

So if you want to be part of the most insane movie scene reenactments in Minecraft history, join our SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s a total blast!

PixelPseudoscience

astrology, data manipulation, Deception, fake science, false claims, fraud, Manipulation, Misinformation, PixelPseudoscience, pseudo statistics, pseudoscience, scam, statistical astrology, statistical bias, statistical deception, statistical fallacies, statistical fraud, statistical manipulation, statistical misinformation, statistics, unreliable predictions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential!

Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

acknowledge, Attack, Conflict, controversy, Crafty, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, putin, Putins, relations, russia, SECURITY, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!

Players:	93/400	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12