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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1971 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.
and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.
so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?
