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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2460 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.
and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.
so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?
