Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 5996 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Zombie Dances: 6
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 221139 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4844

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 188
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3923 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Ores Mined: 3238 Mines Excavated: 4168

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Crops Grown: 2277
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Zombie Dances: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9293
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 58
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

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    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Magic Items Found: 3543
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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