Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310 Towns Built: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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