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Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	200	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4326
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Star Shards Collected:	175

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8607	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Potions Brewed:	129	Enchantments Applied:	109
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	4760	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8816	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	499228
Ores Mined:	6437	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4