KidzKantKountTruth | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Family Servant Quest 1.21

appreciation, Bond, care, Companionship, compassion, consideration, domestic staff, Empathy, family, Gratitude, Household, Kindness, long-term commitment, loyalty, Quest, relationships, Respect, Servant, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout dis cray cray Minecraft server where you can treat dem servants like fam! I’m talkin’ ’bout buildin’ homes for ’em, feedin’ ’em virtual food, and givin’ ’em all da love and attention dey deserve!

Join dis server if you wanna experience da ultimate virtual family bond wit dem servants! You can be da best virtual parent ever and watch dem grow and thrive in dis pixelated world!

So, if you wanna be da coolest virtual parent on da block, come join dis server and show dem servants some love like they’ve never seen before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

SisBF-Free Fun Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, CHANGE, Cheating, discomfort, emotional cheating, family dynamics, family gatherings, Fun, guest etiquette, Hospitality, Hosting, medication, mental health, Minecraft, moving too fast, new relationships, personal space, relationships, Server, SisBFFree, Therapy, Wedding guest

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love blooms faster than you can say “diamonds!”

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and romance, just like the soap operas your grandma used to watch. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and dive into a world where relationships move at the speed of light.

Witness the tale of a forbidden love between two friends, a cheating scandal, and a whirlwind romance that will leave you questioning your own love life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And don’t forget about our upcoming wedding event, where you can bring your new Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to meet the whole family. Will they approve of your pixelated partner? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and experience love, drama, and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might just find your own Minecraft soulmate in the process!

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Towns Built:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	436846
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Votes:	624	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6501	Farms Harvested:	527
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mines Excavated:	2692

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Emeralds Found:	1945	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92