KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	110
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Farms Harvested:	493
Villages Defended:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	517
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3631	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	525708
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Animals Bred:	127
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!