KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5690
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Votes:	4165	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endless Night Skies:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	2393
Secret Passages Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragons Tamed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Chimeras Created:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	6405
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4539	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3255

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8416
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Emeralds Found:	3545

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	209
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	2244
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4970
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	96	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!