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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5889 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!