Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about changing diapers and reading bedtime stories.

Our server is the perfect escape from demanding family members who think babysitting is a full-time job. Instead of being stuck with a baby all day, you can explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities and no crying children in sight.

Forget about cultural expectations and family drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. And if anyone tries to pawn off their responsibilities on you, just block them and keep on playing!

So join our server today and say goodbye to being the designated babysitter. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for resources than to deal with demanding relatives. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no annoying in-laws allowed!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Ores Mined: 9953
New Chunks Explored: 904020 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

    NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SnackAttackCraft

    SnackAttackCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

    So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 299 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Holy Block Minecraft Server

    Holy Block Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9296 Dimension Hops: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

    ””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

    So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Potions Brewed: 200
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

    BridesmaidBoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server! We promise no bridesmaids ghosting you or bringing their obnoxious boyfriends to your virtual wedding. Plus, we have a strict no-plus-one policy to avoid any messy breakups ruining the fun. Join now for a stress-free gaming experience and leave the real-life drama behind!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9666 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WeddingDressDrama

    WeddingDressDrama
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind! Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any wedding dress drama.

    We promise that no one will ask to borrow your pixelated wedding dress, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who are too busy mining diamonds to worry about petty sibling rivalries.

    So come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds over outdated fashion choices.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 183
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 135
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears

    FearlessSMP – ConquerYourFears
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the scariest thing you’ll encounter is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, your worst fear will come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant zombie pigman riding a spider jumps out at you. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cabin only to have it haunted by ghostly villagers who refuse to leave? Join our server if you dare, and face your worst fears in the most unexpected ways possible!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Zombie Dances: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 144 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BlockyPainGone

    BlockyPainGone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pain-inducing experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with challenges that will make you question your sanity. From dodging flaming arrows shot by skeletons riding on flying pigs to navigating through mazes filled with explosive creepers, every moment on our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off of it in frustration).

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience the pain of stepping on a Lego brick in real life? Well, on our server, we have a special mini-game where you have to navigate a floor made entirely of Legos without screaming in agony. Good luck with that!

    So, if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join our server today. Just be prepared to rage quit a few times (or a lot).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • OilRaiders2020

    OilRaiders2020
    so, like, imagine you’re in Israel’s shoes, right? and you gotta make a big decision about striking Iranian oil. but then Biden comes in and he’s all like, “wait, hold up, let’s think about this for a sec.” and you’re like, “whaaat? Biden, you crazy man!” but then he’s got all these wild alternatives up his sleeve, like sending in a team of ninja turtles to negotiate or dropping a giant pizza on Tehran.

    that’s kinda what it’s like on our Minecraft server. we’re all about the unexpected, the outrageous, the downright wacky. join us if you wanna experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and meet the weirdest players around. who needs normal when you can have nuts? come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Raw Charms: Where Vanilla is always in style (and no, we’re not talking about ice cream)!

    Raw Charms: Where Vanilla is always in style (and no, we’re not talking about ice cream)!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
    Description TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
    Server Features Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7 Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
    Notes Spawn Protection: 100 BlocksWorlds: Backed up daily
    Server Rules (Permanent Ban) No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb
    Server Rules (Allowed) PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: No, we are a vanilla server and do not allow the use of mods.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply use the server IP provided above to connect to our server in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rewards for voting for the server?

    A: Yes, players who vote for the server on various websites are rewarded in-game.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: Contact a staff member or use our Discord channel to report any rule violations.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server

    Passport Bros Safe Haven Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action.

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with your fellow passport bros. We’ve got everything from diamond-studded pigs to talking creepers who tell dad jokes.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles for enchanted loot.

    So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lag spike). See you in the virtual world, passport bros!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 121
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Sibos Moves to Beijing Minecraft SMP

    Sibos Moves to Beijing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! In this server, we have moved Sibos to Beijing in 2024 for the first time ever! That’s right, you can attend the event at the China National Convention Centre in Minecraft form!

    Join thousands of participants as they gather to hear expert speakers debate the theme ‘Connecting the future of finance’. With over 500 expert speakers sharing their insights and outlooks across 250+ sessions, you’ll learn about topics such as AI, digital currencies, tokenisation, ISO 20022, ESG, embedded finance, interoperability, and compliance.

    But wait, there’s more! This year’s SIBOS is basically a Chainlink exhibition in our Minecraft world. So if you want to experience the future of finance in a whole new way, join our server now and get ready for some outrageous adventures!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 83278 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoCutNoGroupOops

    NoCutNoGroupOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values fairness and following the rules? Look no further! Our server is like the immigration line in that story – we make sure everyone follows the correct procedures and waits their turn. No cutting in line allowed, even if you’re with a group!

    Join our server for a truly unique experience where you’ll learn the importance of following the rules and not trying to cheat your way to the front of the line. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends along the way – just make sure you’re all in the right queue together!

    Don’t be the “asshole” who tries to cut the line – join our server and experience the thrill of waiting your turn like everyone else. Trust us, it’s worth the wait!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CubeCraft SMP – GameCube Fanatic

    CubeCraft SMP – GameCube Fanatic
    Are you tired of playing Animal Crossing and Mario Kart on your GameCube? Well, have we got the perfect alternative for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those old school games.

    Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Need a break from mining? Join our weekly dance parties at the virtual club in the Nether!

    But that’s not all – our SMP has its own version of the GameCube hidden somewhere in the world. Find it, and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your GameCube and hello to a whole new world of fun on our Minecraft SMP. Join today and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 398
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CraftyMansionLuxury

    CraftyMansionLuxury
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our luxurious Minecraft server where every player starts off with a diamond mansion complete with a pool of lava and a pet creeper butler.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in the game, including rainbow diamond ore and unicorn poop blocks. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive VIP area, where players can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes.

    So if you’re ready to live the high life in Minecraft, join our server now and experience a level of luxury you never knew was possible in a blocky world. Who needs real-life riches when you can have all this in Minecraft?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Emeralds Found: 427
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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